Pathan Ne Ghadisaaj Se Kaha "Is Ghadi Ko Thik Karne Ka Kya Loge?" Ghadisaaj: Jo Kimat Aap Ko Padi Thi Uska Aadha De Dena! Agale Din Ghadi Thik Karane Ke Bad Pathan Ne Ghadisaaj Ko Do Thappad Mar Diye! Ghadisaaj Ne Pucha "Mujhe Thappad Cu Mare?" Pathan Ne Jhat Se Javab Diya "Jab Maine Ghadi Lene Ki Jaid Ki Thi To Mere Abbu Ne Mujhe Char Thappad Mare The!"
Dost: Tumne Itne Chotchote Bal Kyon Katwae? Pathan: Darasal Nai Ke Pas 3 Rupaye Chhuttee Nahin The To Maine Kaha Ki 3 Rupaye Ke Aur Kat De!
Pathan 2 Meter Lambi Pipe Se Hukka Pi Raha Tha! Dost: Itne Lambe Pipe Se Kyon Pi Raha Hai! Pathan: Yaar Doctor Sahab Ne Tambaku Se Dur Rahne Ko Kaha Hai!
Adhyapak: Kaun Si Chidiya Sabse Tej Udati Hai? Pathan Ka Beta: Hathi! Adhyapak: Nalayak Tera Baap Kya Karta Hai? Pathan Ka Beta: Ji Vo 'Al Kayda' Men Kam Karte Hain! Adhyapak: Shabas! Bachcho Likho Uttar 'Hathi!'
Pathan Ne Sicil Se Ek Aadmi Ko Takkar Maar Di Aur Bola "Aap Bahut Kismat Waale Ho!" Aadmi: Vo Kaise? Pathan: Aaj Hamari Chhutti Hai Nahi To Ham 'Trak' Chalata Hai!
Pathan: Jab Ham Chhota Tha Tab Hum Ye Darkht Par Chadh Jata Tha! Dost: Yah To Bahut Bada Darkht Hai Tum Is Par Kaise Chadh Jaate The? Pathan: Us Vakat Ye Darkht Bhi Chhota Hota Tha!